Our Fearless Leader

My new dog, Hachi.

Rant On Status Updates

Seriously, no one cares about the trivial little things that happen to you, especially when they aren't involved. Oh my, you saw a fucking squirrel in your backyard. Your baby just burped. Someone just drove their car through your living room. These are common things that happen everyday, to all of us.

There are always those archetypal people commenting back on updates too:

comedian: says some kind of pun, or (intentionally) misinterprets what you say for humor purposes. Problem is, he's the only one who actually thinks what he writes is funny.

advisor: they always give you free advice, especially when you don't want it

stalker: it's to be assumed it's always some pathetic guy who keeps trying to let you know that he wants to f*ck you over and over, but obviously never has a chance with you because you only want @sshole fucks that could care less about you. (oops, that's another rant entirely)

now I created a new one: The Honest One: they say exactly what's on everyone's mind.

off to bed
comment: where's that?
comment: make sure you keep warm!
comment: how about with me?
comment: seriously, who f*ckin cares?

waking up
comment: as opposed to waking down?
comment: stretch out too! That gets the blood moving!
comment: good morning sweety! ;)
comment: too bad, you should have ingested more arsenic.

I have a headache
comment: How much did you pay for it?
comment: you have to take this herbal remedy I heard about. It works, but I never tried it for myself.
comment: If I were there with you, I'd give you a nice massage.
comment: I hope your f*cking head explodes.

my tummy hurts
comment: hurts who? you? What a violent tummy!
comment: Try laying on your tummy for awhile.
comment: I would rub it and make it feel better.
comment: stfu you whiny, needy person who, in every situation where you're not feeling absolutely perfect you have to reach out and fish for people that will sympathize with you!

I just stubbed my toe
comment: Now why would you do that?
comment: Make sure to wrap it up lightly with tea bags if it's bleeding, so you don't get an ingrown toenail!
comment: want a kiss to make it better?
comment: If I see you I'm going to bite your f*cking toe off.

bored
comment: bored or board?
comment: go outside, it's a nice day! Get some sunshine.
comment: I'll come over and entertain you. ;)
comment: want me to come over? I have a new hunting knife I want to try out. I was told it's great at cutting through bones!

I Think It's a Relevant Find

My friend Jim compared to Matt Belknap from the Never Not Funny Podcast. Tell me, is that not strange? Both of them grew up in New England too!

You learn something new everyday!

It was more about the "do not drive or operate machinery" part that got me. I mean, this is tea we're talking about, not Nyquil!

Mysterious Hook Found In Suburban Backyard

What could it be?!

The Empire Strikes Back

Now that's a way to protest. 3 years to you!

In The Works

Coming up this Saturday will be the aforementioned "Anime Night" where all sorts of fun will be happening. Japanese food will be ordered, video games will be played, and animes will be watched. Dan's going to queue up a few of the favorites from the original "Anime Night" while I try to figure out how we're going to balance everything else out for the ladies. We have DDR w/ pads, as well as an N64 and Dan's Wii. In fact, it's starting to sound like we have too much to do, rather than too little! It's not like I don't have 2 video game/movie capable rooms in this house, so perhaps I may split the pack up?

Despite my mindless babbling, I'm very much looking forward to the event, as is Nina. (perhaps even more so!) It's a pity that today is only Tuesday. At least I have the podcast on Thursday to look forward to though!