This Arrived In My Mail Box

(note: This Facebook status update I wrote had such a strong reaction that I felt it necessary to repost in my blog.)

Dear Mr. Randall Lewis,
We've received your letter, however we regret to inform you that after careful examination that you do not possess "All The Time In The World," therefore we're rejecting your pleas to procrastinate further on your life's goals.

We look forward to any additional applications you submit and are encouraged to hopefully work with you eventually in the near future.

Regards,
Reality

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