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Time really goes by faster when you get older. I just turned 26 and it feels like just a few years ago I graduated from high school. It's been 8 years already! Yes, I'm aware that by the standards of the majority of people out there, age 26 is still considered a 'kid,' but that's the problem: I do still feel like one.

I've recently joined Facebook.com and 'reunited' with a bunch of people from the past. Nothing spectacular has happened, just more of what I've expected. Everyone has jobs and everyone updates their status messages hourly. No one can believe I'm now married with a kid. I suppose it's because I hadn't ever had a steady relationship in high school and perhaps they all thought I was either a) that weird kid that will die a virgin or b) a homosexual. From what I can tell, no one changed since high school except maybe me, but not by much.

Sorry, no payoff here. Joke's on you!